Monday, 18 March 2013

The Deactivatatronalizer

This is a Deactivatatronalizer, first built around the 2th century in the time of Old King Bess, the famous hybrid.  This device not only selects things at a range of 40 miles or more and then deactivatatronalises them at no extra cost, but it also acts as a kind of loom detector for working class loom operators who have lost their way.  Useful and methodical, this machine is not, and has never been, beige.  Send away now for something similar, or dissimilar perhaps.

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