Saturday, 4 January 2014

fan club news

Interested in holdalls? Then why not join The Great Missenden Holdall Fan Club.  Now based in Plymouth due to eviction, and unable to afford new headed notepaper, the club retains its original name for traditional reasons. When you join the GMHFC you'll receive

A picture of a holdall
An audio recording of a holdall
A photo of someone who used to have a holdall
A twig (optional)

Just send £5 with an additional £50,000 and not only will you become a full member, you'll also..erm...actually that's it.

For further information, contact The Further Information Society on a number.

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