Here we see The Crurge-o-phone, a new invention which distributes wheat to policemen. How useful this is may be negligible, but according to the inventor, the machine ‘fills a gap in the market.’ But this is not its only function. For yes, it also can fire a selection of Rice Krispies from its stern, creating havoc in libraries and other establishments. The Crurge-o-phone is available while stocks last, so get your orders in before the year 2023 I would say.
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